This blog has been a long time in the making. I think I first bought the URL in 2001; followed sometime not long after. In the intervening years, it’s simply never been a priority for me to get out there and tell people what I think.

That’s a total fucking lie, by the way. I love telling people what I think. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you. I’ve just been doing it in other forums.

Well, things take time to percolate, y’know? For a while, MySpace served as my de facto blog, but the whole process was just too goddamned annoying. So here we are.

There’s a lot of ground to cover. Relationship discussion and sex talk and mainstream projects and porn biz and movie reviews. All of that will come in the days, weeks & months ahead.

First, I think it’s important to lay out a few basic rules:

  • This blog is going to be brutally honest. If I’m talking about someone, I will probably use their name. If they don’t like what I have to say, they can post a nasty comment and I’ll publish it. If that someone is you and I’ve hurt your feelings, I apologize…?
  • We’re all adults here. At least, we’d better be. This space is not intended for kids, and since I really can’t tolerate the little fuckers, I’m hoping they will either piss off or be emotionally scarred by what they find here should they stumble in.
  • I will not apologize for being incredibly geeky. I am. If you know me, you know that. If you don’t know me, now you know that.
  • I’m going to do my level best to Keep This Up. I think not having to cope with MySpace, being able to post pictures more easily, and being newly single and desperate for attention and human interaction will all help.
  • You’re welcome to comment on anything. I’m welcome not to publish your comments. Get yer own goddamned blog, you don’t like it.

This is Ape Law. Welcome to the darker spaces of my cerebellum. I hope we all live to see the dawn…

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