• As I trot off to work on this horrible film, I.must remind myself, at least it isn't a Bollywood musical. #
  • @shylarcobi @JayneS_ays too late… #
  • Waffle House still has the best hash browns on the planet. #
  • @christianxxx1 And certifiable. You forgot certifiable. #
  • Hey, ya'all, this is @JayneS_ays. I'm going out with her tonight. You guys should probably warn her off… #
  • @AdriannaNicole yup. Twins. I'm just a bundle of regret. #
  • There are times when I wish I had told her no. #
  • @Lia_Lor good girl. #
  • @Zoe_Voss your a pig like I'm a gazelle. #
  • @Penny_Pax God, I wish! #
  • @BurnettRM I seem to remember them doing a "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer" movie… I think it was called "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer." #
  • I never post video links, but this is awesome Video: http://t.co/UrPWjSiP #
  • @AidenStarr You win, because you've got awesome tits. And I win, because someday I'm gonna bang @Amber_Raynexxx in the ass. #
  • @thedylanryan You can get the Oscar Wilde quote tattooed on the other side of your ribcage… "I can resist everything except temptation." #
  • @Amber_Raynexxx God, let's hope. #
  • @LDerdiger I'll take that as a compliment. ;) #
  • Movies are dangerous. Photo: http://t.co/cR4DHCQ4 #
  • @JamesDeen I'm okay with that. #
  • I spend my day off taking shots like this: http://t.co/sYN2QfAU #
  • This one is for @JamesDeen Photo: http://t.co/wPyNFv6u #
  • @Zoe_Voss well, it's about the ONLY time you look innocent… #
  • @Zoe_Voss It's 'cuz you look so innocent when you sleep. #
  • @Amber_Raynexxx @GapeLover82 @amybrookexxx @AlysaGG That scene is absolutely amazing. #
  • @kylieireland "hope·less • [hohp-lis] • adj.; providing no hope; beyond optimism or hope." On the nose! And, yes, you did. #
  • Looking at steampunk images; ideas for a short I'm doing with @sethcardigan and the gang this summer. Gonna. Be. Awesome. #
  • @Lia_Lor Great. Mail me a stack. Or maybe FedEx. #
  • @kylieireland Eh, didn't seem to be much point. Onward and downward, right? #
  • @kylieireland someone is sitting at home bored this morning, I see… #
  • @Skin_Diamond just grabbin' a quick breakfast… #
  • It's better with a visual… Photo: http://t.co/854YiNkJ #
  • So, this week's catalog: 7 bruises, 2 cuts, 4 scrapes, 1 major burn, 2 blisters, and a hella bad attitude. #
  • @kylieireland I'll take two. #

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Will: Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he gets to hit you with it any time he wants. It doesn’t cost money, it costs votes; it costs airtime, column inches. You know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?
Sharon: Hey!
Will: [to Lewis] And with a straight face, you’re gonna tell students that America’s so star-spangled awesome, that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium has freedom. [laughs] So 207 sovereign states in the world, like a hundred and eighty of them have freedom.
Moderator: Alright–
Will: And yeah, you, sorority girl. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there’s some things you should know, and one of them is, there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world. We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period. So when you ask, “what makes us the greatest country in the world?” I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Yosemite? [Pause] We sure used to be. We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons. We passed laws, struck down laws for moral reasons. We waged wars on poverty, not poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbors. We put our money where our mouths were. And we never beat our chest. We built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the universe, cured diseases, and we cultivated the world’s greatest artists and the world’s greatest economy. We reached for the stars, acted like men. We aspired to intelligence, we didn’t belittle it, it didn’t make us feel inferior. We didn’t identify ourselves by who we voted for in our last election. And we didn’t… we didn’t scare so easy. We were able to be all these things, and to do all these things, because we were informed. By great men, men who were revered. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore. [Pause] Enough?
— WIll McAvoy (Jeff Daniels), The Newsroom