• Just shoved a pile of empty calories disguised as a Krispy Kreme in my mouth. Mmmmmm. #
  • Okay, there's also a sex museum and a few great bongade clubs in NYC… maybe I need to go spend a week… #
  • 1 day 21 hours 50 minutes 19 seconds… #
  • Just spent 20 minutes rigging a light in the dumbest position possible for no reason. #Rudderless #
  • Wow. The little girl in our movie is just SO precocious, she should be in movies! Or on TV! Or a milk carton! #
  • @TaraLynnFoxx my idea of romance is if I kiss you BEFORE I slap you. #
  • Someone on set just asked me what I think of violent sex. I didn't know there was any other kind… #
  • Sometimes being your own worst enemy is exhausting. #
  • @Penny_Pax holy shit! I love it when Kink dresses you like the hot bitch you are! #
  • Just witnessed the dumbest tech scout in the history of film. The director, the 1st AD, the Gaffer… and no one else. #retarded #
  • "There has to be more than flesh and bone; all that you love is all you own." – Tom Waits #
  • @sethcardigan Good man. They fuckin' deserve it. #
  • @ChanelPreston @danadearmond It was just a matter of time until someone rolled Shylock, but I never thought it would be someone so hot… #
  • @Penny_Pax Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll do a cavity search. #
  • Great. Thanks brain. #
  • Well, that's that. Gonna be up all night now. #
  • @Amber_Raynexxx I'm so bleary I misread that as "sleep is over-retarded. " #
  • Slightly less exciting to be returning to LA after last night. #

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