Daily Archives: May 21, 2012

It’s only rape if she survives to press charges.

  • Meeting with a producer, writing, and going to a friend's film screening… 'cuz Sunday is just another day of the week. #
  • @ChanelPreston I feel the same way about my ego. #
  • @JamesDeen Jesus.. his head is enormous. #
  • Wow… the chicks at Starbucks on Melrose vs. the chicks at Starbucks in Alabama… NOW I feel like I'm home. #
  • @JamesDeen @PittaPatta1 if it's math, I'm out. #
  • Why am I always the first to arrive for every meeting? #
  • @MikeMoz nope. They think they are masters of all they survey… until the Raid begins to spray. #
  • Lemme tell ya what's bad… accidentally using Egg Beaters instead of Mocha Mix in your tea, and not realizing until you take a sip. #
  • @Lia_Lor Good plan. That's the only way it makes sense. #
  • Just finished watching the rough cut of the horror film I shot in November. Sometimes, I'm pretty fuckin' amazing. #
  • Man, I make a disturbingly good stalker… #
  • @kimberlykane Whee! #
  • Thank god I'm anonymous in this film… no woman is ever gonna bang me again. Well, unless I abduct, torture & rape them like the movie. #
  • Let's get one thing straight; I love you for your mind, but I fuck you for your ass. #
  • A guy in Alabama asked if I ever meet my fans. I explained I don't have fans, just people who are relieved I don't know where they live. #
  • @joykinga Are you doing Reiki now? #
  • @joykinga very cool. I had no idea. Not surprised, though. #
  • @joykinga Yes, that suits you incredibly well. I bet you're terrific. #
  • @Amber_Raynexxx Really? Again with the Newsies? #
  • Back from my friend's film screening. Back to writing unless someone drags me to dinner, which would be awesome because I hate writing. #
  • @brianstreetteam Now THAT I would have come to! #
  • @brianstreetteam Wellll… might see you there. #
  • @remylacroixxx Cats exist to teach women what it feels like to be a man. "Aren't I pretty? Wanna pet me? Wanna kiss me? DON'T TOUCH ME!" #
  • @Princess_DonnaD it's a dirty job… #
  • @BurnettRM When are you back? #
  • @BurnettRM Sure. Let me know. #

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