Daily Archives: May 24, 2012

I didn’t know Toys-R-Us had a “My Little Whore” aisle…

We all knew girls who had an intimate relationship with their “Glowing E.T. Finger” toy… but what to do when she’s a grown-up size queen, and the finger just isn’t enough anymore? Now she can fist herself with the E.T. Replica hand!

  • @Melissa_LaurenX They aren't mutually exclusive. #
  • @remylacroixxx maybe you can't rape the willing, but you can sure as hell try… #
  • Grabbing breakfast at Panera without @Penny_Pax. She's gonna hate me. #
  • @OforOdile my ex is a porn legend and she gets 'em all the time. Fat little tiny-dick fucktards who have NEVER touched a woman. #Ignore #
  • @Gabriel_Lan I was asleep… a dream woke me up. #
  • @TheJessiPalmer nice! #
  • I'm definitely paying my penance today… #
  • @AdriannaNicole Don't tease me, woman… the mood I'm in right now, I WILL get on a plane… Hell, I'll fuck you AND the laundry. #
  • @BurnettRM depends on what you're complimenting… #
  • @BurnettRM Just tell me when. #
  • @BurnettRM Well, okay, any time EXCEPT Friday night or Sunday afternoon… #

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