Daily Archives: June 9, 2012

Hanging out on someone else’s set watching a tedious, vanilla b/g scene being shot is a lot like watching your oil being changed… You can jump in and help, but it won’t make it more interesting; you’ll just get messy.

Your thought for the day.

  • @PJSLA Yeah… though I'm not sure how much of a good idea that is. #
  • I kind of want to punch this day in the dick. #
  • @pariskennedy 1.21 gigawatts! #
  • Okay, my noon interview is complete. Now on to the next 236 things I have to finish today… #
  • Your thought for the day. http://t.co/daznu5xZ #
  • You'd think, at 44, I'd be able to *occasionally* resist saying yes to a truly retarded invitation simply because it leads to butt sex. #
  • I wish my libido had an OFF switch. I'd get a helluva lot more accomplished. #
  • @AdriannaNicole "Hey, I just got Harley Quinn's revenge and my boyfriend's not home. Come over and let's play." #
  • @AdriannaNicole I speak fluent 22-year-old, so I can read between the lines. #
  • @Jodyth But you *are* in that wheelchair, Blanche… You *are*… #
  • @remylacroixxx @peterwarren I know, right? I can't wait until she's a big star and doesn't talk to any of us. #
  • Here's to The One That Got Away… because awesome+sad=poignant. #
  • @Princess_DonnaD Two words: Public. Disgrace. #
  • Every time I think I might care, Lindsey Lohan resurfaces, and I remember that I don't. #
  • Just screened a big feature I made for @hot_video for the first time in ages. It fucking rocks! #
  • @chastitylynnxxx I Like the warpaint. #
  • @MissLarkinLove If you need help shooting that… just sayin'… #
  • Our problem is we're both too smart and too stubborn. #
  • Wow… I can truly be a hateful prick sometimes. #
  • @scarlettfay101 A Scotsman on a horse. #
  • @MissLarkinLove I will be there! Of course we'll have to rehearse a few times… #
  • @leilani_leeane Nice! #
  • @leilani_leeane Only done a few DPs IRL. With the right chick, it's awesome. With the wrong dude it's a little disturbing… #
  • @Amber_Raynexxx actually, it SOUNDS like you're in high school… #
  • I'm actually taking a break to sit on my ass and watch a fucking movie… #amazing #
  • @leilani_leeane yeah. Me too. ;) #
  • @leilani_leeane you have NO IDEA! #
  • @leilani_leeane Heh. I'm just being snarky. I've been involved in three GBs and they were awesome. The staged gang-rape was fantastic. #
  • @PyrBliss Time and place, bitter pants? #
  • @pariskennedy god bless the 70s. #
  • Rewatching "Inception" on my awesome new TV. I want to marry this film. Tom Hardy is amazing. #
  • @jizlee @ZahraStardust just reading about it is hot. #

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