Daily Archives: June 17, 2012

  • @Zoe_Voss Well. Said. #
  • @pariskennedy Why would you do that to me? #
  • Is it wrong that in "Prometheus," I saw Noomi Rapace half-naked, covered in blood, her stomach stapled shut, & I really wanted to fuck her? #
  • @AdriannaNicole This? This is why I love you. #
  • @shylarcobi Dude… don't do that to me this early in the morning… #
  • Your thought for the day. http://t.co/esQFEpSF #
  • @scarlettfay101 Doesn't seem like they need to be mutually exclusive. #
  • @Penny_Pax Tell me about it. 4am this morning! Gah! #
  • @ChanelPreston I have the same problem. "We're having a get together." "You gonna be there?" "Yeah." "I'm not coming then." #
  • @brianstreetteam You're gonna look like a late-80s standup comic. #
  • If you know my first name, odds are good we've had sex. #
  • @AdriannaNicole actually, I think you know my middle name, but not my first… #
  • @dajerx Yeah, but no one uses my first name. I go by my middle. #
  • @AdriannaNicole sadly, no. Exactly the ultra-pedestrian opposite. #
  • @AdriannaNicole Survey says… NO! We can pillow talk about it… heh… ;) #
  • @pariskennedy No… no… the horror… #
  • @pariskennedy now how can I argue with that? #
  • The new Garbage album is fucking awesome. Just sayin'. #
  • @danadearmond Happy birthday, crazybuckets! #
  • It's a shame @DianaPrinceXXX & I can never be together; Marvel people and DC people just can't make it work. #
  • It seems like once a week I come close to killing myself doing something incredibly stupid. #YouWouldThinkIWouldLearn #
  • To whomever just sent the text re: me accidentally killing myself, saying "If at first you don't succeed." A: Not in my phone. B: Brilliant. #
  • @LizzyBorden6 Finally, a movie we agree about. #
  • It's hard to apply ratings to your music when you have over 50,000 tracks… #
  • "Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches; the last time I needed 20 stitches…" — Tom Lehrer, "The Masochism Tango" #
  • @brooklynleexxx Were you talking to me? Where was I? #
  • @brooklynleexxx In that case, the answer is yes. #
  • #IWillNeverBeCoolEnoughTo Like David Lynch. #
  • #IWillNeverBeCoolEnoughTo Have a drug dealer's number in my phone. #
  • #IWillNeverBeCoolEnoughTo bang @kimberlykane. #
  • @Televixen No, really? He was gay? I would never have thought… #
  • #IWillNeverBeCoolEnoughTo hang out with Trent Reznor. #
  • #IWillNeverBeCoolEnoughTo get rid of my Ladies of the Canyon CD. #
  • @Televixen Honestly? The posture. It screams, "Ew! Breeder!" #
  • @brooklynleexxx Nice! #
  • @Televixen Don't tease me. #
  • @Televixen Somehow, I knew you were gonna say that. #
  • @MsAmberPeach Nothing like having attainable goals. ;) #
  • @Televixen You forgot hot. And great rack. #
  • Shut the fuck up, Donny. #
  • @Televixen Talk about needing to be choked out… #
  • @brooklynleexxx Not mutually exclusive. #
  • Listening to Elvis Costello's "Battered Old Bird." Is this song about me and I never knew? #
  • @pariskennedy You'll love it. #
  • @AdriannaNicole I thought they had to gate-check those things? #
  • @pariskennedy Yyyyyup. #
  • @AdriannaNicole whatever it takes. #
  • And now, I'm going to attempt to become presentable (stop laughing) and be social (it's not funny!). #
  • @pariskennedy I'm in! Set it up! #
  • Great night, hot ending. Gonna have dreams… #

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