Daily Archives: July 2, 2012


How I spent my evening…

I had several errands to run today, a grand circle tour of the Valley. I always try to plan these things out so I can backtrack as little as possible, and do it all in one day. My first stop was to drop a toy I had been selling for my friend Rob that he sold directly; the second was to loan some tools to K for an art project.

Both things should have been in the garage. Alas, I discovered that someone who had the combination to the padlock (meaning an employee of the management company, or someone the Gas Company meter reader gave the combo to) had come in and removed all my power tools, and all the collectible toys from the box they were in. I believe they knew I was gone (implying the property maintenance) because they took their time.

So now I owe Rob a shitload of money for his toys, and am out about $1,500 worth of tools it’s going to be a pain-in-the-ass to replace. Needless to say, I didn’t start the day happy. Looking on the bright side, though… it saved me two stops.

Professionally, things are moving, albeit slowly. I’m now talking to four different companies about directing. Something has to give. On the mainstream side, a lot is going on, all of it nebulous, most not worth talking about yet.

TQO seems to have blown me off completely, at least for now. I think she’s in love with her ex or something, from what I can glean off Twitter. Saturday night, I went to K&A’s art show in West Hollywood. It was good getting out to see people, something I need to do more often. I’m a lot like an animal. Left alone too long, I eventually cease being domesticated, and it takes a long time to get socialized again. I think I need to make the effort to travel down to ComicCon for a couple days, just for that purpose. I also had lunch with James Deen yesterday, mostly to get the scoop on The Canyons, the Paul Shrader-directed, Bret Easton Ellis-written film he’s starring in, but also to discuss one of those nebulous mainstream projects.

After the art show Saturday, I went to see Vega. Although it’s customary on a girl’s first blog appearance to explain her nom de voyage, in this case, it’s far too convoluted so I’m gonna skip it. I’ll tell you she’s 22, in the business, smarter than most people think, extremely sarcastic, and a filthy whore. When I fucked her in the ass with a knife to her throat, I think she was a little disappointed I didn’t actually cut her. Just a little.

Much to my surprise, she asked me to stay. I was even more surprised that I agreed. She woke me up with a blowjob that turned into buttsex with her squirting all over both of us, which I think is about the best start to a Sunday I’ve had in a long, long time. She asked me to come back last night, but I was in the middle of too many things, and declined. Vega did everything she could to talk me into coming, but I stood firm which led to her response that I have more willpower than sense.

We were supposed to get together tomorrow, but I’m going to Palm Springs with Hollywood to shoot some footage of a private investigator. Don’t ask.

Other than that, I have a date with a girl I’m going to call Ink (she looks like a Burning Angel girl) later in the week that I’m excited about, and I’m sure I’ll see Vega before then.

Meanwhile, about every third night, I wake from a dream in which a particular Girl I’m no longer seeing does or says something to convince me she finds me pathetic, annoying or foolish. This morning, I woke up at 4:30 afterI dreamed I was walking along a cliffside with said Girl when I slipped. I knew I had broken my ankle, and suddenly (dream logic) there was bottomless abyss underneath me. Instead of helping, Girl turned, expressed disappointment, then chuckled to herself as I lost my grip and fell.

Either I need a better mattress, or my subconscious is trying to tell me something.

  • It's been so long since I woke up in someone else's bed I thought I'd been abducted. Luckily, the blowjob brought me to my senses… ;) #
  • @BurnettRM Dude, that's all you do, anyway. #
  • @BurnettRM I sat with you for hours… what? Three years ago? #
  • @LeslieBarton87 You were in the wrong bed. #
  • @BurnettRM Agreed. #
  • Meant to be home 9 hours ago. It's one thing to entice me to stay with breakfast; it's another to entice me with buttsex. #ShePlaysDirty #
  • @DVDGeeks Stealing it. #
  • Your Thought For the Day. http://t.co/6ygAdI5q #
  • Anyone who thinks women won't spend money to be titillated hasn't witnessed the throng of XX chromosomes after every showing of "Magic Mike" #
  • Got a date this week that I'm very excited about. #
  • Nothing burns faster or brighter than a bridge. #
  • Putting my dungeon together is making me feel all rapey. #
  • @dannywylde …you mean I'm not 85…? #
  • @LeslieBarton87 I think you just broke the English language. You can't put "plot line" and "DaVinci Code" in the same sentence. #
  • @LeslieBarton87 Of course. I'm a sadist, not a Luddite. #
  • Had the odd experience of thinking about my old friend Kurt Streif. I wondered briefly where he is now before I remembered he's long dead. #
  • Had lunch with this guy today… http://t.co/G4ytbvqf #
  • Occasionally, saying no is the right decision. Not that I plan to make a habit of it… #
  • @Skin_Diamond But… it's the only way I know how to communicate…! #
  • Heh. Apparently, "I can resist everything except temptation," doesn't apply to me. I was just told, "you have more willpower than sense." #
  • @Skin_Diamond Makes you no less attractive, and significantly more interesting. #
  • "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." I often think Aleister Crowley was onto something with Thelema. #
  • "There are no “standards of Right”. Ethics is balderdash. Each Star must go on its own orbit. To hell…" http://t.co/fMJyg8Ow #
  • …really tired of waking up from dreams about how ridiculous you think I am… #

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