Daily Archives: July 28, 2012

  • @BurnettRM @jwt657 Francis Bacon never said that. #
  • The confusion you see on my face? It's 'cuz I don't understand the fucking words coming out of yours. #
  • @thebonnierotten 1 out of 3 ain't bad. #
  • @thebonnierotten absolutely. Just give me a shout when you're free! #
  • When it comes to life, my eyes are bigger than my stomach. #
  • @danadearmond Some of us have no interest in your money. We just know the crazy ones are better in bed. #
  • @HeatherVahn @danadearmond I like to remember that you can't fuck the crazy out of a girl, but it's a lotta fun to try. #
  • @danadearmond @HeatherVahn You're not? I've been laboring under a false perception of hotness, then! #
  • @HeatherVahn @danadearmond Oh, believe me, I know, But it's well worth the effort. #
  • Your Thought For the Day http://t.co/hG4FPo0v #
  • @thejessicadrake Then you'll have become a dirty hipster. #
  • Porn Star Noodle Bar. My latest blog post. Check it out. http://t.co/0o8ymJZW #
  • @nateliquor Now that is a genuine compliment. Thanks. #
  • @leilani_leeane Apparently you're asking the wrong guy. ;p #
  • Suddenly wide awake. Again. My subconscious is on a tear this week. #

Last night, I plopped down and did a couple of sketches of Guinivere Wheeler, the lead female character in Cowboys & Engines. These are mainly to figure out her wardrobe in a couple scenes. And, yeah, I know they suck… but at least everyone will kind of be on the same page, even if that page was poorly drawn. My first thought looking at these this morning is, I hope our lead actress has bigger boobs.

Having gone to bed with the movie in mind, when I got up to pee at 4:45 I was thinking about the Myrmidon, an FX-heavy character who’s gonna be a big pain in the ass. When I laid back down, I had a sudden realization that I could solve one of our big effects issues regarding him with football shoulder pads. No, really. You have no idea how exciting this was, but when I tell you I’ve been up since then because my brain turned on, it gives you some sense.

Tonight, after I finish writing The Worst Porn Parody Script in History, I’ll probably do a couple sketches of Cade Ballard, our main guy. At least I don’t have to worry about getting his tits right.

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Will: Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he gets to hit you with it any time he wants. It doesn’t cost money, it costs votes; it costs airtime, column inches. You know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?
Sharon: Hey!
Will: [to Lewis] And with a straight face, you’re gonna tell students that America’s so star-spangled awesome, that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium has freedom. [laughs] So 207 sovereign states in the world, like a hundred and eighty of them have freedom.
Moderator: Alright–
Will: And yeah, you, sorority girl. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there’s some things you should know, and one of them is, there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world. We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period. So when you ask, “what makes us the greatest country in the world?” I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Yosemite? [Pause] We sure used to be. We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons. We passed laws, struck down laws for moral reasons. We waged wars on poverty, not poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbors. We put our money where our mouths were. And we never beat our chest. We built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the universe, cured diseases, and we cultivated the world’s greatest artists and the world’s greatest economy. We reached for the stars, acted like men. We aspired to intelligence, we didn’t belittle it, it didn’t make us feel inferior. We didn’t identify ourselves by who we voted for in our last election. And we didn’t… we didn’t scare so easy. We were able to be all these things, and to do all these things, because we were informed. By great men, men who were revered. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore. [Pause] Enough?
— WIll McAvoy (Jeff Daniels), The Newsroom