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  • I actually don't know why I even think about it… it's not like I have the time for a relationship, anyway… #
  • @thejessicadrake You're smart, fierce, funny and sexy. Happy all the time would be too fucking much. #
  • Watching someone with a fantastically huge ego bluster and pretend they have not been the victim of their own hubris is hugely entertaining. #
  • Something I bet @BurnettRM & I share; our favorite thing about the Bond 50th Anniversary Blu-ray set? The empty slot to include "Skyfall." #
  • Sorry, girls, but your intellect, kinks and wit are WAY hotter to me than how you look. #
  • This is awesome, but who wants to live in Georgia?
    http://t.co/KxqQNb2S #
  • Well… I guess THAT honeymoon is over… #
  • @thebonnierotten Hells yes. Taking you out of it would be amazing. #
  • @thebonnierotten Naturally! What the hell ya think we're talkin' 'bout, here? #
  • Wow… Movie 43 might not be the worst movie ever made… it might be the worst thing ever in the history of man. #
  • Facebook app offer: "Find out what your friends REALLY think of you." Fuck, why not just send me a bottle of sleeping pills & a razor blade? #
  • @Penny_Pax In Moscow, the back of the SWAT uniforms say "OMOH" We really couldn't stop laughing. #
  • @christianxxx1 Don't mock, jerk. Some of us are just fucking poor! #
  • @christianxxx1 me too! Cuz I'm poor! #
  • Getting close to wrap after running around like maniacs all day. Then I get to go home and work… #
  • Been in a surly, black mood for the last few days. Trying – and failing – not to take it out on the wrong people. Sorry LL. #
  • @leilani_leeane Been on set all day, so I'm late, but happy birthday. You're smart, gorgeous, and amazing. #

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