The Entropy Tango

The Twitter Diary – 2012-05-19

Bryn Pryor — Sat, 19 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Brief stop in Houston, then home. #
To quote Sam Gamgee, "Well, I'm back." #
Just saw Kate Hudson picking up a relative at the airport. That beeyotch is too damned skinny. #
Just picked up my cat's ashes. Welcome home. #
"You look like a photograph of yourself taken from far, far away." — Ani DiFranco #
My friend Libby Letlow just recommended that I end it all. Seems like reasonable advice. #
@AdriannaNicole Don't think that was *quite* what she meant… #
@AdriannaNicole – Also, I didn't HAVE to end it with the silly girl from Alabama. Just had to take her at her word. #
@Amber_Raynexxx @AdriannaNicole So am I! Geez… #
So, everyone pretty much agrees it's my own fault. #
@Amber_Raynexxx @AshlynnLeighXXX That's very, very sad… #
@shylarcobi Yup. That's me to a T. #
@DianaPrinceXXX Whoof. You're gonna be a lone voice in the wilderness on that one, gorgeous. Bad movie! No donut! #
@DianaPrinceXXX How old do you think I am? No, I just thought it was an unfunny, rambling, badly-assembled mess. #
@DianaPrinceXXX Unless not liking the movie is going to keep you from having sex with me, in which case it was EPIC! #
@Amber_Raynexxx That you're going to "Newsies…" #
@Amber_Raynexxx This is me taking your word for it… #
@shylarcobi And that's Mr. Bitter Grandpa Emo to you. #
@SusanneEhrlich welcome to the party, Susie Mid-America! #
The best part of coming home was seeing you… #

The Twitter Diary – 2012-05-18

Bryn Pryor — Fri, 18 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Actually, I'm significantly less excited. #
@MissLarkinLove had that night myself. #
@AidenStarr I envy you. I cannot even imagine. #
I just have to survive this last day without killing myself, or anyone else… #
I'm angry that my Zen over leaving Alabama has been blown by petty politics in L.A. #
And that I lost a night's sleep over it… #
I have needed a manicure at times in my life, but rarely as bad as I need one now. #
Just wrapped my final day.in Alabama… it's like a huge weight has been lifted…. #
I have always been convinced Ani DiFranco was thinking of me when she wrote this: http://t.co/wvraT0dm #
Listening to sad songs and packing. #
@Penny_Pax I did! #
Oh, Alabama, it's not you. It's me. #
There are going to be changes after today, for good or ill… so I'm heading home, but I don't precisely know to what, or who. #

“Dilate” by Ani DiFranco

Bryn Pryor — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:50:12 +0000

I have always been convinced Ani DiFranco was thinking of me when she wrote this:

…and you are so lame
you always disappoint me
it’s kind of like our running joke
but it’s really not funny
and I just want you to live up to
the image of you I create
I see you and I’m so unsatisfied

The Twitter Diary – 2012-05-17

Bryn Pryor — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Just shoved a pile of empty calories disguised as a Krispy Kreme in my mouth. Mmmmmm. #
Okay, there's also a sex museum and a few great bongade clubs in NYC… maybe I need to go spend a week… #
1 day 21 hours 50 minutes 19 seconds… #
Just spent 20 minutes rigging a light in the dumbest position possible for no reason. #Rudderless #
Wow. The little girl in our movie is just SO precocious, she should be in movies! Or on TV! Or a milk carton! #
@TaraLynnFoxx my idea of romance is if I kiss you BEFORE I slap you. #
Someone on set just asked me what I think of violent sex. I didn't know there was any other kind… #
Sometimes being your own worst enemy is exhausting. #
@Penny_Pax holy shit! I love it when Kink dresses you like the hot bitch you are! #
Just witnessed the dumbest tech scout in the history of film. The director, the 1st AD, the Gaffer… and no one else. #retarded #
"There has to be more than flesh and bone; all that you love is all you own." – Tom Waits #
@sethcardigan Good man. They fuckin' deserve it. #
@ChanelPreston @danadearmond It was just a matter of time until someone rolled Shylock, but I never thought it would be someone so hot… #
@Penny_Pax Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll do a cavity search. #
Great. Thanks brain. #
Well, that's that. Gonna be up all night now. #
@Amber_Raynexxx I'm so bleary I misread that as "sleep is over-retarded. " #
Slightly less exciting to be returning to LA after last night. #

The Twitter Diary – 2012-05-15

Bryn Pryor — Tue, 15 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

This movie is like a dentist who never stops drilling… #
Where Fertility, Jesus & the Black Death Meet [Photo] http://t.co/O5rIXw5W #
Is it wrong that I want to bang the hell out of @infiltrateproxy and I haven't even met her? #
Ladies, who wants to meet me for a couple days in New Orleans when this movie is wrapped? #
@BurnettRM Lemme Google that for you, ya lazy ass: http://t.co/fbB70Vfg #
I am fucking tenacious. Just in case you were wondering. #
I cannot wait to get back to L.A. and off of this schedule that has me getting up when most of the people I care about are going to sleep. #
Texting is great for hooking up, and horrible for communicating. And, yes, I occasionally sit and re-read our texts, cuz I'm a retárde. #
Three days and counting… in 72 hours, I'll be on my plane back to MUTHAFUCKIN' LA! #

The Elusive Banana Spider Jesus

Bryn Pryor — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:25:15 +0000

Represented here in this artist’s rendering … god, I hate this movie…

Where Fertility, Jesus & the Black Death Meet

Bryn Pryor — Mon, 14 May 2012 23:58:28 +0000

The irony of the Christian writer having this little girl dancing around this cross as if it were a Maypole, and singing “Ring Around the Rosie” is so thick I can’t even begin to describe it…

The Twitter Diary – 2012-05-14

Bryn Pryor — Mon, 14 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

My contrarian Mother’s Day tribute: Words I haven’t heard in far too long… http://t.co/GSl7oELx #
@JazyBerlin Yes. Yes I would. #
@dpiercexxx Okay, dude, if the "Snatch Ladder" doesn't haven't anything to do with pussy, I'm about to be SEVERELY disappointed in you. #
Only five days to the end of the Alabama Yellow Day Hostage Crisis! I've never been so excited to get out of a hotel room in my life! #
@ali_223 @dpiercexxx I dunno… I think that would be the "Slit Booster Chair"or something… #
@Gia_DiMarco We'll be the judges once you post the photo. #
@JazyBerlin @SoulShatteredK And some who don't do… #
@JazyBerlin I get to flee the scene Friday. Counting down… #
@BirdmanDodd @CptGoodtimes Wait until you see @Penny_Pax as Batgirl in Axel's "Dark Knight XXX." Fucking. Amazing. #
I swear to Christ, I will never, ever, understand the Japanese… http://t.co/ymqDrFXK #
@leilani_leeane Denial. Works for me. #
I'm not a big fan of little mistakes. Good mistakes should be huge. In a few hours, I'm gonna make an EPIC mistake! Should be interesting. #
@sethcardigan I hate it when that happens! #
@MissLarkinLove This one is actually an epic, private mistake… #
Heading back to sleep. Hoping to have a dream like last night's, one that involves spit for lube and a rope around her neck… #

In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

Bryn Pryor — Mon, 14 May 2012 02:41:49 +0000

I swear to Christ, I will never, ever, understand the Japanese…

The Twitter Diary – 2012-05-13

Bryn Pryor — Sun, 13 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

This little guy is more intelligent and talented than our director, writer, and male lead put together. http://t.co/VsiB9Lqf #
And now, running to Louisiana. Because there's just fucking NOTHING in ALABAMA! #
@Lia_Lor why would you even consider such a thing? #
@dpiercexxx whuuuaaat? #
I'm currently riding in the Earthbound version of the Vomit Comet… don't ask… #
There is so much wrong with this situation, I don't even know where to start the list… #
My life is like a live album; familiar, loud, with occasional applause, but still pretty much sucks. #
@smutcutter Text me your number again! Lost it! Need it! #
What we're dealing with here is… [Photo] http://t.co/zhCwWC3e #
@Penny_Pax pretty great Mickeyfeet! #
@TaraLynnFoxx What if I DO approve… can I kiss it anyway? #
Here’s my big Saturday night in Mobile… throwing gang signs in the hotel laundry room. http://t.co/7Zh1ofSc #
For those who missed it, new blog post: Regards to Captain Dunsel http://t.co/mW8MJher #
@BurnettRM Dude, you didn't get to the end… this one is actually UPBEAT. #
@Lia_Lor You're expression kind of says, "I think my period just started… I hope I have something in my purse…" #
@Penny_Pax @dannywylde Yes, there's a limit to egalitarianism, pal. "bros before hoes" begins with you and your ejaculate. #
Hey! @Penny_Pax, @Lia_Lor, @BurnettRM , @dannywylde, we're obviously all bored, let's go– Oh, fuck, wait. Alabama… #SlashSlashSlashSlash #
@Penny_Pax @dannywylde I have a feeling if I ever saw myself masturbating, I would never get an erection again. #
@leilani_leeane Epic ass, madame. #
Orrrrrr….. not. Apparently. #