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  • I actually don't know why I even think about it… it's not like I have the time for a relationship, anyway… #
  • @thejessicadrake You're smart, fierce, funny and sexy. Happy all the time would be too fucking much. #
  • Watching someone with a fantastically huge ego bluster and pretend they have not been the victim of their own hubris is hugely entertaining. #
  • Something I bet @BurnettRM & I share; our favorite thing about the Bond 50th Anniversary Blu-ray set? The empty slot to include "Skyfall." #
  • Sorry, girls, but your intellect, kinks and wit are WAY hotter to me than how you look. #
  • This is awesome, but who wants to live in Georgia?
    http://t.co/KxqQNb2S #
  • Well… I guess THAT honeymoon is over… #
  • @thebonnierotten Hells yes. Taking you out of it would be amazing. #
  • @thebonnierotten Naturally! What the hell ya think we're talkin' 'bout, here? #
  • Wow… Movie 43 might not be the worst movie ever made… it might be the worst thing ever in the history of man. #
  • Facebook app offer: "Find out what your friends REALLY think of you." Fuck, why not just send me a bottle of sleeping pills & a razor blade? #
  • @Penny_Pax In Moscow, the back of the SWAT uniforms say "OMOH" We really couldn't stop laughing. #
  • @christianxxx1 Don't mock, jerk. Some of us are just fucking poor! #
  • @christianxxx1 me too! Cuz I'm poor! #
  • Getting close to wrap after running around like maniacs all day. Then I get to go home and work… #
  • Been in a surly, black mood for the last few days. Trying – and failing – not to take it out on the wrong people. Sorry LL. #
  • @leilani_leeane Been on set all day, so I'm late, but happy birthday. You're smart, gorgeous, and amazing. #

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Will: Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he gets to hit you with it any time he wants. It doesn’t cost money, it costs votes; it costs airtime, column inches. You know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so goddamn always?
Sharon: Hey!
Will: [to Lewis] And with a straight face, you’re gonna tell students that America’s so star-spangled awesome, that we’re the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, Belgium has freedom. [laughs] So 207 sovereign states in the world, like a hundred and eighty of them have freedom.
Moderator: Alright–
Will: And yeah, you, sorority girl. Just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there’s some things you should know, and one of them is, there’s absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we’re the greatest country in the world. We’re 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period. So when you ask, “what makes us the greatest country in the world?” I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Yosemite? [Pause] We sure used to be. We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons. We passed laws, struck down laws for moral reasons. We waged wars on poverty, not poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbors. We put our money where our mouths were. And we never beat our chest. We built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the universe, cured diseases, and we cultivated the world’s greatest artists and the world’s greatest economy. We reached for the stars, acted like men. We aspired to intelligence, we didn’t belittle it, it didn’t make us feel inferior. We didn’t identify ourselves by who we voted for in our last election. And we didn’t… we didn’t scare so easy. We were able to be all these things, and to do all these things, because we were informed. By great men, men who were revered. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore. [Pause] Enough?
— WIll McAvoy (Jeff Daniels), The Newsroom