• I actually don't know why I even think about it… it's not like I have the time for a relationship, anyway… #
  • @thejessicadrake You're smart, fierce, funny and sexy. Happy all the time would be too fucking much. #
  • Watching someone with a fantastically huge ego bluster and pretend they have not been the victim of their own hubris is hugely entertaining. #
  • Something I bet @BurnettRM & I share; our favorite thing about the Bond 50th Anniversary Blu-ray set? The empty slot to include "Skyfall." #
  • Sorry, girls, but your intellect, kinks and wit are WAY hotter to me than how you look. #
  • This is awesome, but who wants to live in Georgia? #
  • Well… I guess THAT honeymoon is over… #
  • @thebonnierotten Hells yes. Taking you out of it would be amazing. #
  • @thebonnierotten Naturally! What the hell ya think we're talkin' 'bout, here? #
  • Wow… Movie 43 might not be the worst movie ever made… it might be the worst thing ever in the history of man. #
  • Facebook app offer: "Find out what your friends REALLY think of you." Fuck, why not just send me a bottle of sleeping pills & a razor blade? #
  • @Penny_Pax In Moscow, the back of the SWAT uniforms say "OMOH" We really couldn't stop laughing. #
  • @christianxxx1 Don't mock, jerk. Some of us are just fucking poor! #
  • @christianxxx1 me too! Cuz I'm poor! #
  • Getting close to wrap after running around like maniacs all day. Then I get to go home and work… #
  • Been in a surly, black mood for the last few days. Trying – and failing – not to take it out on the wrong people. Sorry LL. #
  • @leilani_leeane Been on set all day, so I'm late, but happy birthday. You're smart, gorgeous, and amazing. #

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When suicide is out of fashion we conclude that none but madmen destroy themselves; and all the efforts of courage appear chimerical to dastardly minds … Nevertheless, how many instances are there, well attested, of men, in every other respect perfectly discreet, who, without remorse, rage, or despair, have quitted life for no other reason than because it was a burden to them, and have died with more composure than they lived? — David Hume, Essays on Suicide and the Immortality of the Soul